okay, seriously. i will spare you the picture that goes along with that title up there. gross. but, when the h e l l did it become okay for cellulite to be visible on my legs/butt? i don't use expletives all of the time, but there are certain times when they are totally okay. i explained that, here. and this is one of those times.
anyway, one of my sisters mentioned the on-set of cellulite during a pregnancy. i probably thought to myself, "lucky for me, i have awesome legs and that will never happen to me". and i can totally say that because it was like the only awesome part of me. and for the first 3 pregnancies i bounced back pretty quick. but this 4th one did me in. cellulite appeared and i saw it, but i was all horomonal-like and totally irrational and just stuffed my face with another swiss cake roll.
and now, almost a year later, i still have a shapeless blob for a mid-section. there should be coupons for plastic surgery in with all the free crap they give you at the hospital, right? only, i don't need plastic surgery, i need like a complete hull from neck down to knees. plus some hair dye.
and what do i do about upcoming bathing suit season? should i resign myself, at the tender age of 28, to skirted bottoms? how about a spanxx suit? they claim to be "squeeze free". can i just wear a full body wet suit?
a small victory: jeans are looser. a pair that was too tight a month ago are now baggy and loose in all the right places. i am thisclose to being the size i want to be.
and today, i am celebrating those small victories. swiss cake roll, please! just. kidding. :(